Dumb things.

Our not great vacuum broke.  Our house got disgusting.  Our new vacuum arrived.  L's purchase.  I've always wanted a Dyson.  But this STUPID STUPID vacuum doesn't have an on/off switch.  And I am bawling because it just feels like it is more work. Totally irrational and illogical.  Totally stupid.  I hate it.  I hate it I hate it I hate it.  My fingers/wrist hurt from attempting to vacuum the stairs and I came really close to throwing the fucking thing against the wall.
Seriously.  I have issues.  So I duct-taped the old crappy vacuum and I am going to hide it and use that from now on.  I hate the rain and I think I am getting sick and I hate this stupid vacuum.